Wet Back Issues

Dear Uncle Baxter,
Why is my back all wet?
Perplexed,
G. H.

Baxter says:
HAY GH ar yoo a see-tort that swims?? mah bak gets wet sumtimes wen ah hav a bath ar yoo havin bath? maybe yoo weed on yorself.
lov the baxman xxxx

Dandelion says:
G.H.,
Do you exercise a lot? Are you a swimmer? Have you just had a shower/bath? Is it raining?
It does concern me somewhat that you are asking this. Seek help.
All the best,
Dandelion