Dear Baxter and Dandy,
My mummy is feeding me lots of things like Dandelions, which I hear are weeds. Last night the TV said that ‘Doing Weed messes with your head’ and that it is bad for you!
Is Mummy trying to poison me?
Baxter says:
HAI YODA ah like dandylions not just the leevs but the flowers and of corse mah best frend dandylion the tort ah also like clowva and plantayn and sowthissl NOM NOM NOM NOM ah am a hungry tort love baxter xxxx
Dandelion says:
Hello again little tort,
Your mummy is not trying to poison you; I think you are confusing 'weeds' with 'weed', the stuff that the humans like to use to intoxicate themselves with. All the lovely weeds your mummy feeds you will help you grow up to be big and strong. You can trust your mummy.
All the best,
Dandy
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