Pesky Humans

Hi Baxter,
I need your help - I have a problem with my human. She blocks any attempt I make at finding my own food, I mean what's a girl rabbit to do? I just love to nibble on tasty morsels of carpet, and tear off delicious strips of wallpaper but she keeps blocking my access to it no matter how hard I try. My absolutely favourite treats are shoelaces and electric cables but I can never quite reach them, it's just not fair!
Love Olive Rabbit
xx

Baxter says:
DEER OLIV oh hay ah like to nom stuff too mah beddin is tastey and mah mummys hair and her fingers NOM NOM NOM jus do what ah do and nom yor own poo WAT IS SHOOLACE IS IT LEEF?
lov baxter xxx

Dandelion says:
Dear Olive,
Pesky as our humans are, they do tend to have our best interests at heart. Often the most tasty thing is the most dangerous for us, and the humans are there to stop us from accidentally hurting ourselves. If you get stuck for something to nibble on, do what we torts do and eat a poo.
Why, only today I scoffed one down before lunch.
Love,
Dandelion