Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Pesky shells

Hi Baxter and Dandy,

Love your blog, you both sound really great fun.

As a cat I obviously LOVE tortoises, the only problem is their shells, it makes them so difficult to eat after playing a good game of chase and tends to blunt my claws a bit. Have you any helpful advice on removing pesky shells?

Charlie


Baxter says:

OH NO AH THINK YOO WANT TO EET ME MR CAT mah shell is not for remoovin pls do not hurt me or enny other por little tort


Dandelion says:
Dear Charlie,
Our shells are there to protect us from predators, as a cat you are not strong enough to remove them. You know, we have very little meat on us...
Slightly less than kind regards,
Dandelion

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