Feeling Sleepy

Hi Baxter and Dandelion,
I have just myself a new mummy and daddy who adopted me last week. I think they are weird, they wont give me that nice lettuce that the shop man gave me and mummy keeps dunking me in water all the time when I just want to sleep.
The other day when Mummy was out and Daddy was watching tv I decided to go and explore the universe (which mummy calls 'The Flat'), but daddy found me in the huge room with the cold floor and the rain making machine.
Can you recommend anywhere to hide or some good camouflage techniques the next time Daddy comes to take me home and I am busy exploring the universe?
Thanks for the help

Yoda

Yoda Hilton-Breakey
The Drawer Table
The living Room
The Flat (also known as the Universe)

Baxter says:
oh HAY yoda! i yused to think mah mummy was harbl she made mee hav baths and fed me weeds I yused to hiss at her BUT NOW AH LOV HER. mah baths ar nice.
yoo pesky tort hidin in the rain room, hee hee i think i like yoo.
lov baxterr tort xox

Dandelion says:
Hello Yoda,
Sounds like you're a lucky tort to have found a new mummy and daddy! The baths aren't nice at first but they make sure you have enough fluids to stay a strong strapping young tort. And sometimes, shop men can feed us lettuce without realising it's not the best food for us. It's like torty junk food. Trust your mummy and daddy they know what's best for you!
As for hiding, sometimes I bury myself so deep in soil my mummy thinks I have escaped, but then she can just see a little bit of yellow shell poking out! As a Horsfield you'll soon discover your nature to dig :)
Love,
Dandelion