Monday, 4 May 2009

What's my name?

Hi Bax & Dandy,
My new mate yoda said you was good to arsk questions to. I am mixed up. This woman called mummy took me away from my mates and made me liv with yoda, the new world is nice and I like to run run run run run round it and dig dig dig under the hills. The problem is, tho I like it, nobody nos who I am! They call me many names and its mixin me up. I don't like the first name thy called me so they are calling me lots of difrnt things to find one that fits. I nevr no when thy are talking to me!
Yoda just calls me 'hey you!' which makes me sad, but I showd him by trying to dig undr him whn he went to bed! Ha!
Mummy sez she likes skoda, but not sure if she is talking bout me or a big mettle monstr that takes yu to places. She also likes stegosaurus (steg 4 short), which is also a big monstr!
Am I a big metle monster that takes yu to places? I would like to be a monstr! I cud scare yoda!
See you latr
Tort with no name (possibly skoda or steg or something else)

Baxter says:

DEER SHERRILL AH HAV GIVEN yoo name it is sherrill like that pritty hooman on telly ah like her AH DOANT NO ar yoo monster? if yoo ar yoo cud go RAAA and yoda wud run away I LIKE YOO SHERRIL LOV BAXTER XXX

Dandelion says:

Hello little tort,
If you are Yoda's new friend then I know you have just been given a new name! It is Thor, what a great name. You should trust your mummy she knows what's best for you. And I can reassure you that you are not a big metal monster.
Love,
Dandy x

2 comments:

  1. I hope Baxter does not mean Cheryl Cole. I would admire him a lot less were that the case.

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  2. Baxter is very fickle. He liked Cheryl Cole that day, today he has a thing for Shirley Bassey...

    -Baxter's hooman

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