Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Upsetting news

Dear Baxter,

I JUST HEARD SOME VERY UPSETTING NEWS ABOUT SOMEONE I ADMIRE VERY MUCH AND DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS POTENTIALLY LIFE ALTERING CHANGE.

WHAT DO I DO?

LOVE,
AN ADMIRER
PS I HEARD A CHANGE ABOUT SOMEONE I ADMIRE LESS ALSO AND THAT IS WAY LESS STRESSFUL
PPS IT'S A TORT

Baxter says:
OH HAY ADMYRER YOO JUST CARNT stay away can yoo ah did not understand wot yoo meen but dandy told mee yoo ar upset that baxter is too yung to no if hee is boy or girl tort and that if he is girl he will be calld JOOLY BAXTER well doant yoo wurry mah lovly baxter is MAN THROO AN THROO ah am jus shor of it ah meen can yoo imajin bax layin EGGS WELL CAN YOO
lov BAXTER BOY TORT XXX

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