Swine flu

Dear Baxter,
I am worried about swine flu. I heard somewhere that if you catch it you turn into a pig! Is this true?
Love from
I. M. Worried

Baxter says:
DEER IM WURRID HAAAAAAAAAAY ah doant no bout no swahn floo baxter doant want to turn into pigg if yoo ar pig doo yoo hav to marry frog and hav blond curly hare NO THANK YOO
lov baxter tort xxx

Dandelion says:
Dear I.M. Worried,
I can assure you, you will not turn into a pig from catching anything, including swine flu. I hope you can sleep easy now.
Kind regards,
Dandelion