Saturday, 30 May 2009

Unwelcome visitor

Dear Baxter,
I have an evil visitor called Murgatroyd and don't know how to get rid of it. Everytime I move my arm THERE HE IS.
Love,
An Admirer

Baxter says:
HAY THER ADMYRA ah am frytenned wat is this monster yoo hav will it com for baxter plees help ahm scard MAYBEE YOO SHUD CALL THE PLEESS OR YOR MUMMY THATS WOT IDE DOO
lov scard baxter xxxx

Dandelion says:
Dear Baxter's Admirer,
A little birdie has told me that your unwelcome visitor is a burn on your arm. To help treat burns, you could try fresh aloe vera, or some burn cream from the chemist. Keep it clean and if it needs protection, wrap your arm in a loose bandage.
Love,
Dandelion

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