Bratty tort

Hi Uncy Bax and Aunty Dandy,
Mummy and Daddy brought a new tort to my house last week. He is a brat. He is called Thor and he just wont let me sleep because he is always running around, waking me up and he steals my food!
Do you have any recommendations for getting rid of pesky bratty torts for good? I tried burying him alive but mummy found him.
Thanking you in advance
Yoda

Baxter says:
OH HAY YODA ITS YOO AGEN if tort is meen yoo shud steel his food or tell yor mummy that he is eevil tort ah like yoo yoo no baxter is on yor side leetle tort
LOV YOR FAVERIT TORT THE BAXMAN XXXX

Dandelion says:
Dear Yoda,
Perhaps Thor is overexcited at being in his new home. Maybe you should try and be friends with this tort. And if he carries on the way he is, tell your mummy who will make things better.
Love,
Dandy