Strange human behaviour

Hi unci bax and anti dandi,

I wunts to nowe y mummy and dadi acted all werd a few nites ago. First thy brort rownd lots of giants, then a crazy lady kept starin at me and yoda and makin funy noises, like awwwwwwwwwww. Thn they al got werd and stayd up all nite. I cud not sleep, so I dug and dug and dug and dug

Yours tirdly

thor

Baxter says:

DEER THOR oh hai hai HAI nice to heer from yoo tort AH NO RITE wot is it with al theez gyants everywher ah meen wot speesheez of tort ar they they do not hav shells AN THEY AR ALL HAIRY bax is scayrd jus thinkin of it

RUN LITL TORT RUN

lov baxman tort xxx

Dandelion says:

Dear Thor,
Oh dear, pissed again was she?
Love and sympathy,
Dandy xx